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以下翻译摘自YYeTs 人人影视论坛:
The Bing Bang Theory Theme Song
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
宇宙一度又烫又稠密
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
140亿年前终于爆了炸 等着瞧...
The Earth began to cool,
地球开始降温
The autotrophs began to drool,
自养生物来起哄
Neanderthals developed tools,
穴居人发明工具
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
我们建长城(我们建金字塔)
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
数学 自然科学 历史 揭开神秘
That all started with the big bang!
一切由大爆炸开始
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
其实人类历史没有多久
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
星系形成时间比唱完这支歌还要短
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
元素在微秒间便形成了
The bipeds stood up straight,
两足动物直立行走
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
恐龙都得认命了
They tried to leap but they were late
想要突变 没来得及
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
就死光光了(pp都冻成了化石)
The oceans and pangea
大洋和泛古陆
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
拜拜 才不想学你
Set in motion by the same big bang!
都是爆炸惹的祸
It all started with the big BANG!
一切从大爆炸开始
It's expanding ever outward but one day
宇宙向外膨胀 但有一天
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
星球会反方向运动
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
向内坍塌 反正我们不在了 不会觉得疼
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
我们美好光辉的形象将引发一场更大的爆炸
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
南方古猿肯定不爽我们
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
在他们捉鹿时唧唧歪歪 (我们现在捉电脑病毒了)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
宗教 天文 e百科 旧约申命记
It all started with the big bang!
一切从大爆炸开始
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
音乐 神化 爱因斯坦 占星术
It all started with the big bang!
一切从大爆炸开始
It all started with the big BANG!
一切从大爆炸开始
1~3季原版英文分季、分集详细介绍;中文意译同时奉上~
Season 1
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Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot
Original Air Date—24 September 2007
A pair of brilliant theoretical physicists meet a woman who shows them how little they know about the real world.
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Season 1, Episode 2: The Big Bran Hypothesis
Original Air Date—1 October 2007
Penny is furious and more than a little freaked out with Leonard and Sheldon when they sneak into her apartment overnight, and clean it while she is sleeping.
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Season 1, Episode 3: The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
Original Air Date—8 October 2007
Leonard gets upset when he discovers that Penny is seeing a new guy, so he tries to trick her into going on a date with him.
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Season 1, Episode 4: The Luminous Fish Effect
Original Air Date—15 October 2007
Sheldon's Christian-fundamentalist mother visits to get him out of the funk he's in after he is fired for being disrespectful toward his new boss.
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Season 1, Episode 5: The Hamburger Postulate
Original Air Date—22 October 2007
Leonard and his colleague Leslie spend the night together. But Leslie tells Leonard after the fact that she's only interested in a one-night stand.
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Season 1, Episode 6: The Middle Earth Paradigm
Original Air Date—29 October 2007
The guys are invited to Penny's Halloween costume party. During the party, Leonard has a run-in with Penny's ex-boyfriend.
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Season 1, Episode 7: The Dumpling Paradox
Original Air Date—5 November 2007
When Howard hooks up with Penny's old friend, it ruins the nights on which all of the guys play the game "Halo."
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Season 1, Episode 8: The Grasshopper Experiment
Original Air Date—12 November 2007
Rajnesh's parents, communicating from India by Web cam, arrange for him to go out with another Indian woman in the hopes of marriage, but his date turns out to have more in common with Sheldon.
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Season 1, Episode 9: The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
Original Air Date—17 March 2008
Leonard and Sheldon's friendship is put to the test when Leonard wants to present a paper they co-authored at a physics convention, but Sheldon does not.
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Season 1, Episode 10: The Loobenfeld Decay
Original Air Date—24 March 2008
Leonard lies to Penny so that he and Sheldon can get out of watching her perform. However, Sheldon believes that the lie has too many loose ends, so he comes up with a new, unnecessarily complex one to replace it.
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Season 1, Episode 11: The Pancake Batter Anomaly
Original Air Date—31 March 2008
Sheldon is sick, and Leonard and the guys sneak out to a "Planet of the Apes" movie marathon to get out of taking care of him--which leaves Penny as the only person to whom the needy Sheldon can turn.
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Season 1, Episode 12: The Jerusalem Duality
Original Air Date—14 April 2008
Sheldon is threatened when a new 15-year-old prodigy who is smarter than him joins the lab, so the guys come up with a plan to get rid of him.
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Season 1, Episode 13: The Bat Jar Conjecture
Original Air Date—21 April 2008
Sheldon becomes so intent on demonstrating his intellectual superiority over his Physics Bowl teammates that they boot him, and replace him with his nemesis.
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Season 1, Episode 14: The Nerdvana Annihilation
Original Air Date—28 April 2008
Penny gets mad at Leonard because the guys' new "time machine" causes her to miss work. Leonard is so devastated that he vows to give up all of his nerd memorabilia.
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Season 1, Episode 15: The Pork Chop Indeterminacy
Original Air Date—5 May 2008
Sheldon's sexy twin sister arrives in town from Texas, and all of Sheldon's friends fight over who will get to be with her.
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Season 1, Episode 16: The Peanut Reaction
Original Air Date—12 May 2008
When Penny and the guys learn that Leonard has never had a birthday party, they decide to try to throw a surprise party for him.
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Season 1, Episode 17: The Tangerine Factor
Original Air Date—19 May 2008
After Penny breaks up with her new guy, she agrees to go out on a date with Leonard. However, both of them have reservations about the date soon after agreeing to it.
第一季
1-1:两个年少有成的理论物理学家偶遇邻家女孩,他们互相交流现实世界的感受事件。
1-2:潘妮对于莱纳德和谢尔顿在她深夜熟睡时潜入她的公寓清理而暴怒事件。
1-3:莱纳德发现潘妮和一个男孩拍拖而感到沮丧并试着想法子和她约会事件。
1-4:谢尔顿的基薄雾浓云愁永昼督教主义母亲来访,设法让其摆脱被炒鱿鱼因为对老板不尊重的窘迫事件。
1-5:莱纳德和他的同事莱斯利一起过夜。不过事后被告知她仅对 ** 有兴趣事件。
1-6:几个伙伴被邀请参加潘妮的聚会,莱纳德遇潘妮前男友起波澜事件。
1-7:霍华德勾搭潘妮老朋友,毁去伙伴光晕之夜事件。
1-8:拉什的印度父母通过网络和儿子聊婚姻大事,并安排其相亲事件。
1-9:莱纳德在物理发表会提交他和谢尔顿共同撰写的文件,他们友谊经受考验事件。
1-10:莱纳德避免看潘妮演出撒谎瞒骗,谢尔顿怕被揭穿编另一系列搞笑逻辑谎言圆谎事件。
1-11:谢尔顿得病,莱纳德溜出和朋友看电影,仅留潘妮可依靠事件。
1-12:谢尔顿因妒嫉新来15岁天才,想方设法排斥神童事件。
1-13:谢尔顿和莱纳德及其伙伴分队竞争“物理碗”搞笑事件。
1-14:潘妮因莱纳德时光机而错过工作而生气,莱纳德起誓放弃自己的奇才留念事件。
1-15:谢尔顿性感妹妹到来,朋友竞争得宠事件。
1-16:潘妮以及好朋友为从未享受生日聚会的莱纳德举行派对事件。
1-17:潘妮和新男友分手和莱纳德约会事件。
Season 2
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Season 2, Episode 1: The Bad Fish Paradigm
Original Air Date—22 September 2008
Leonard is concerned when his date with Penny ends abruptly and she starts blowing him off. When told the truth, Sheldon would rather move out than keep Penny's reasons a secret from Leonard.
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Season 2, Episode 2: The Codpiece Topology
Original Air Date—29 September 2008
After seeing Penny with her new boyfriend, Leonard turns to Leslie for comfort. The move angers Sheldon, who considers Leslie his comic book-style "arch enemy."
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Season 2, Episode 3: The Barbarian Sublimation
Original Air Date—6 October 2008
Sheldon turns Penny on to online gaming, and then she refuses to turn it off after becoming addicted.
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Season 2, Episode 4: The Griffin Equivalency
Original Air Date—13 October 2008
After being featured in a People magazine article, Raj becomes full of himself and alienates his friends. However, his newfound fame does get him a date with Penny.
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Season 2, Episode 5: The Euclid Alternative
Original Air Date—20 October 2008
The gang tries to teach Sheldon how to drive.
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Season 2, Episode 6: The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem
Original Air Date—3 November 2008
Sheldon becomes cozy with a female graduate student who is infatuated with him, but nobody can figure out whether they're in a relationship--including Sheldon.
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Season 2, Episode 7: The Panty Pi?ata Polarization
Original Air Date—10 November 2008
Penny plans revenge when Sheldon bans her from the guys' apartment, while Howard and Rajesh use the latest technology to try to find the house being used in "America's Next Top Model."
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Season 2, Episode 8: The Lizard-Spock Expansion
Original Air Date—17 November 2008
Howard and Leonard's friendship could be at an end when Leonard steals Howard's new woman from him.
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Season 2, Episode 9: The White Asparagus Triangulation
Original Air Date—24 November 2008
Sheldon tries to help move Leonard's new relationship along, because his track record with women has been less than successful. But will he cause more trouble than good?
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Season 2, Episode 10: The Vartabedian Conundrum
Original Air Date—8 December 2008
Leonard is the last one to realize that Stephanie has moved in with him. And when he finds out, he becomes worried that they are moving too fast.
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Season 2, Episode 11: The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis
Original Air Date—15 December 2008
Much to Lenonard's disappointment, Penny suddenly develops an interest in science when a sexy new physicist joins the lab. Meanwhile, Sheldon struggles to find an appropriate Christmas gift for Penny.
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Season 2, Episode 12: The Killer Robot Instability
Original Air Date—12 January 2009
Howard becomes depressed after Penny makes a cruel statement about his love life, while the rest of the guys prepare for a grudge killer robot duel against an obnoxious colleague at the university.
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Season 2, Episode 13: The Friendship Algorithm
Original Air Date—19 January 2009
Sheldon tries to make friends with a despised colleague, with the hopes that it will get him access to a coveted computer in the lab.
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Season 2, Episode 14: The Financial Permeability
Original Air Date—2 February 2009
Penny cannot afford to pay her rent, so Sheldon and Leonard each come up with unique ways to help her out.
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Season 2, Episode 15: The Maternal Capacitance
Original Air Date—9 February 2009
Sheldon hits it off with Leonard's psychoanalyst mother, but she drives Leonard and Penny to the bottle.
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Season 2, Episode 16: The Cushion Saturation
Original Air Date—5 May 2009
Howard hooks up with Leslie, while Penny accidentally ruins Sheldon's spot on the couch.
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Season 2, Episode 17: The Terminator Decoupling
Original Air Date—9 March 2009
On a train trip to San Francisco, the boys debate on how to meet sci-fi star Summer Glau, who is on board with them.
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Season 2, Episode 18: The Work Song Nanocluster
Original Air Date—16 March 2009
Sheldon's assistance with Penny's home-based business leads to disaster.
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Season 2, Episode 19: The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
Original Air Date—30 March 2009
Penny becomes jealous when a gorgeous new neighbor attracts the guys' attention.
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Season 2, Episode 20: The Hofstadter Isotope
Original Air Date—13 April 2009
Leonard is so upset when a friend from the comic book store begins dating Penny that he convinces Howard and Raj to take him to a bar so that he can pick up a woman of his own.
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Season 2, Episode 21: The Vegas Renormalization
Original Air Date—27 April 2009
After being dumped by Leslie, Howard heads to Las Vegas with Leonard and Raj, leaving Penny to deal with Sheldon, who has locked himself out of the apartment.
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Season 2, Episode 22: The Classified Materials Turbulence
Original Air Date—4 May 2009
Penny's second date with Stuart has significant implications for Leonard. Howard enlists the guys' help with one of his NASA projects.
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Season 2, Episode 23: The Monopolar Expedition
Original Air Date—11 May 2009
Penny gets upset when she finds out Leonard and the guys plan to work at the North Pole for the summer.
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第二季
2-1:莱纳德对他和潘妮关系中断而烦郁,谢尔顿得知奥秘后宁四处搬家也要保守秘密事件。
2-2:莱纳德见潘妮有了新男友投入莱斯利以求慰藉却惹恼谢尔顿把莱变自己“死敌”事件。
2-3:谢尔顿让潘妮喜欢上网络游戏,沉迷其中后不能自拔事件。
2-4:拉什在人物杂志成为封面焦点表现出自满情绪疏远朋友却“因祸得福”约会潘妮事件。
2-5:一伙朋友教谢尔顿学车事件。
2-6:谢尔顿对自己一个女粉丝的追逐感到异常安逸,却自己都不知彼此关系事件。
2-7:潘妮因谢尔顿对其无理取闹而和他闹翻并找到其死穴,拉什霍华德“美国偶像”事件。
2-8:莱纳德“偷”走霍华德的医生女友使他们友谊几近结束。拉什火星车,剪刀石头布事件。
2-9:谢尔顿因莱纳德的感情生涯向来不顺想促进他和医生女友斯蒂芬妮的感情事件。
2-10:当莱纳德恍然大悟自己已经和医生女友斯蒂芬妮同居时才觉得事发过快事件。
2-11:一个新人加入实验室却让潘妮对物理感兴趣让莱纳德始料未及,谢尔顿圣诞礼物事件。
2-12:霍华德对于潘妮对自己的生活的残忍评价而受打击,机器人战斗事件。
2-13:谢尔顿和一轻视他的同事交朋友为了使用他梦寐以求的电脑系统事件。
2-14:谢尔顿和莱纳德帮助潘妮度过经济危机,向其前男友讨债事件。
2-15:谢尔顿和莱纳德母亲来电,莱纳德和潘妮XX未遂事件。
2-16:霍华德勾搭上莱斯利,潘妮弄脏谢尔顿椅垫事件。
2-17:莱纳德一行人在去旧金山的火车上讨论如何勾搭同车的女明星“萨摩•格拉”事件。
2-18:谢尔顿援助潘妮“家庭商业”的生意计划衍变成灾事件。
2-19:潘妮对新来漂亮女邻居吸引莱纳德一行人而妒嫉事件。
2-20:莱纳德因漫画店朋友和潘妮约会而烦恼并说服霍华德和拉什一起去酒吧搭女事件。
2-21:霍华德被莱斯利抛弃和莱纳德拉什同去拉斯维加斯,谢尔顿被迫和潘妮共处一室事件。
2-22:潘妮和“漫画男友”第二次约会对莱纳德影响,大伙帮霍华德修理航天工程事件。
2-23:四人为研究磁单极体赴北极度夏,莱纳德和潘妮依依惜别事件。
Season 3
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Season 3, Episode 1: The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Original Air Date—21 September 2009
After returning from the North Pole, a conflict among the guys sends Sheldon back to Texas and interferes with Leonard's reunion with Penny.
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Season 3, Episode 2: The Jiminy Conjecture
Original Air Date—28 September 2009
Leonard and Penny's first night together goes awkwardly. Sheldon and Howard wager on the species of a cricket.
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Season 3, Episode 3: The Gothowitz Deviation
Original Air Date—5 October 2009
Sheldon attempts to covertly alter Penny's habits, while Howard and Raj try their luck meeting women at a Goth-style club.
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Season 3, Episode 4: The Pirate Solution
Original Air Date—12 October 2009
Raj must find a new job or be sent back to India, but Sheldon has a solution, which leaves Leonard and Penny dealing with Howard as third wheel.
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Season 3, Episode 5: The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary
Original Air Date—19 October 2009
Wolowitz begs Penny to set him up with one of her friends; Sheldon seeks payback against Wil Wheaton at a trading-card show.
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Season 3, Episode 6: The Cornhusker Vortex
Original Air Date—2 November 2009
To blend in better with several of Penny's friends from back home, Leonard learns about football...from Sheldon. Meanwhile, a loss in a kite war threatens to end Raj and Howard's friendship.
Next US airings:
Mon. Feb. 22 9:31 PM CBS
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Season 3, Episode 7: The Guitarist Amplification
Original Air Date—9 November 2009
Sheldon is forced to play peacemaker when Leonard and Penny have an argument, mainly because their fighting is bringing back repressed childhood memories.
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Season 3, Episode 8: The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Original Air Date—16 November 2009
Penny separates her shoulder in the bathtub, and is forced to turn to Sheldon for help. Meanwhile, the rest of the guys accidentally get stoned in the desert while waiting for a meteor shower
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Season 3, Episode 9: The Vengeance Formulation
Original Air Date—23 November 2009
Sheldon vows payback after Kripke humiliates him on the radio. Howard gets advice concerning his relationship with Bernadette...from "Battlestar Galactica's" Katee Sackhoff.
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Season 3, Episode 10: The Gorilla Experiment
Original Air Date—7 December 2009
Sheldon attempts to help Penny understand physics to impress Leonard, and Wolowitz becomes jealous when his new girlfriend takes an interest in Leonard's research.
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Season 3, Episode 11: The Maternal Congruence
Original Air Date—14 December 2009
Leonard's mother makes a visit to his dismay and Sheldon's delight.
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Season 3, Episode 12: The Psychic Vortex
Original Air Date—11 January 2010
With Leonard and Howard going on a double date, Raj talks a reluctant Sheldon into attending a mixer at the university. Surprisingly, Raj and Sheldon end up meeting and having a good time with two beautiful, fun loving women named Abby and Martha. Raj and Sheldon have vastly differing opinions on what they want to get out of a second date that Abby and Martha want with them. Meanwhile, Leonard reconsiders his relationship with Penny when he learns that she believes in psychics. Penny reconsiders her relationship with Leonard after he mocks her belief in psychics. One of the two is going to have to compromise their steadfast belief if their relationship is to continue.
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Season 3, Episode 13: The Bozeman Reaction
Original Air Date—18 January 2010
When their apartment is robbed, Leonard and Sheldon turn to their friends to create a state-of-the-art security system.
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Season 3, Episode 14: The Einstein Approximation
Original Air Date—1 February 2010
Sheldon acts even more strangely when he is stumped by a difficult physics question, so he is forced to resort to Einstein-inspired measures to unclutter his mind and solve the problem.
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Season 3, Episode 15: The Large Hadron Collision
Original Air Date—8 February 2010
When Leonard must travel to Switzerland on Valentine's Day to visit the CERN laboratory, Sheldon uses any and all means to be his guest instead of Penny.
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Season 3, Episode 16: The Excelsior Acquisition
Original Air Date—1 March 2010
Sheldon misses an opportunity to get Stan Lee's autograph because he has to make an appearance in traffic court.
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Season 3, Episode 17: The Precious Fragmentation
Original Air Date—8 March 2010
When the guys find an actual ring from the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy at a garage sale, their friendship is threatened.
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Season 3, Episode 18: The Pants Alternative
Original Air Date—22 March 2010
Sheldon needs the gang's help in overcoming his fear of public speaking when he receives an award
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Original Air Date—12 April 2010
Sheldon takes on his newest nemesis, Star Trek's Wil Wheaton, in bowling.
Leonard and Penny's relationship comes to a crossroad.
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Season 3, Episode 20: The Spaghetti Catalyst
Original Air Date—3 May 2010
With Leonard and Penny now broken up, Sheldon is forced to go behind Leonard's
back to spend time with her.
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Season 3, Episode 21: The Plimpton Stimulation
Original Air Date—10 May 2010
Sheldon and Penny are both disturbed and disappointed when Leonard hooks up
with Sheldon's visiting female physicist friend.
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Season 3, Episode 22: The Staircase Implementation
Original Air Date—17 May 2010
After Leonard and Sheldon get in a fight over the thermostat, Leonard goes to
Penny's apartment and tells her about how he met Sheldon for the first time and how they became roommates...and what happened to the elevator.
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Season 3, Episode 23: The Lunar Excitation
Original Air Date—24 May 2010
Penny has a night of angry, drunken sex with Leonard, which Leonard soon
misinterprets as something other than a mistake. Meanwhile, Wolowitz and
Koothrappali search for Sheldon's perfect match online.
第三季
3-1:四人北极归来,因谢尔顿实验善意“伪造”的激烈斗争而延迟莱纳德和潘妮XX事件。
3-2:莱纳德和潘妮“首夜”及关系的尴尬,霍华德和谢尔顿为蟋蟀下漫画书赌注事件。
3-3:谢尔顿通过“奖励”改变潘妮习惯,霍华德和拉什找“纹身女人”事件。
3-4:拉什被驱逐,谢尔顿找到解决方法却使霍华德打扰莱纳德和潘妮二人世界事件。
3-5:拉什谢尔顿参加“漫画店”比赛,莱纳德因约定让潘妮为霍华德相亲事件。
3-6:四人风筝赛因霍华德走神考验其和拉什友谊,莱纳德为融入潘妮朋友圈学橄榄球事件。
3-7:谢尔顿成为莱纳德和潘妮争吵的和事佬因谢尔顿的“童年阴影”事件。
3-8:莱纳德一行三人野外看流星,潘妮手臂脱臼,谢尔顿送其医院事件。
3-9:霍华德三次约会,女友提议下认真考虑感情,谢尔顿被捉弄却报复到校长一行事件。
3-10:潘妮为让男友开心,谢尔顿帮其补习物理,霍华德误解女友最终甜蜜和好事件。
3-11:莱纳德母亲来访,潘妮和其酒吧共饮成闺密,却酒后轻取谢尔顿初吻事件。
3-12:莱纳德霍华德等四人约会,莱纳德因笑潘妮迷信而争吵,谢尔顿拉什找女扮事件。
3-13:谢尔顿因自己公寓被盗而不安闹搬家,其余伙伴帮忙制造精密防盗设备事件。
3-14:谢尔顿为研究石墨烯到海洋球馆研究,到蛋糕工厂打工,霍华德拉什溜冰事件。
3-15:谢尔顿和潘妮为不用目的争和莱纳德去瑞士度情人节,潘妮和谢尔顿拥抱事件。
3-16:谢尔顿找寻机会见漫画家Stan Lee,却被交通罚单困扰“身陷囹圄”事件。
3-17:伙伴们为争抢“散落民间”的指环王魔戒,友谊经受考验事件。
3-18:大伙儿帮助谢尔顿摆脱严重“公众演讲惧怕症”事件。
3-19:谢尔顿和“绝人比黄花瘦版仇家”Wil Wheaton及一行人打保龄球;莱纳得和潘妮情感受挫事件。
3-20:谢尔顿“背离”莱纳得和潘妮私会,并一起去迪斯尼乐园事件(L、P搞笑父母情节)。
3-21:莱纳得及一行人“勾引”谢尔顿“开放”女性物理学家朋友事件。
3-22:莱纳得对潘妮倾诉和谢尔顿成为室友的回忆,“电梯之谜”终解事件。
3-23:潘妮因酒醉和莱纳得“一夜”事件,霍华德和拉什为谢尔顿找“绝人比黄花瘦版配对”事件。

The Big Bang Theory的十大上瘾症状~
1. You start singing "Soft Kitty" before going to bed.
睡觉之前要唱"Soft Kitty" ~
2. You start playing Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock to settle disputes.
用剪刀、石头、布、蜥蜴、Spock来解决争端~
3. You try to blow up someone's head with your mind.
Or...try to give them an Aneurysm.
想用意念爆头,或者让他们长个动脉瘤~
4. You start wearing an eye patch to pick up women.
开始带眼罩泡妞~
5. You start calling your neighbor "Penny", even if it's a man!
开始叫邻居Penny,即使他是个男的~
6. You start collecing DNA.
开始搜集DNA~
7. You start talking like Sheldon.
开始像Sheldon一样说话~
8. You start looking for 'nerdy' friends.
开始寻找nerd类的朋友~
9. You remember the lyrics to theme song by heart.
牢记主题曲的歌词~
10.敲门时要连敲三次,直到他开门。
随便说说呗